Monday, November 7, 2016

Bionic Mustache

Well, our crack research team has done it again! Through a Freedom of Information act (FOIA), we have obtained this now declassified computerized image from the Office of Scientific Investigation's (OSI) archives. It not only proves the existence of the once speculated Bionic Mustache but also reveals some of its abilities.

Bionic Mustache

Not surprising that a man like Dr. Rudy Wells (pictured below with Colonel Austin) would invest his time in a project like this.

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