Thursday, September 27, 2018
Ok, maybe it does if you throw in a Kojak reference.
Scatman is doing some not particularly Angie-focused material about garbage collection and how rough his old 'hood was when he makes a comment about it being in worse shape than LaWanda Page, which makes her say, "Hold on, turkey!"
To his credit, Scatman invites her to come on up and tell her side of the story:
She says, "The last time I saw a face like yours, honey, a jockey was feeding it sugar." He retorts, "They could push your face in batter and make gorilla cookies." YIKES!
They exchange a few more quips until Page gets the last words: 'So long, SUCKER!"
It's truly a great moment in 1970s TV history, but don't take our word for it. Check out Jummie Walker's reaction:
Monday, September 24, 2018
Click the embed above to see: Harry Anderson doing a card trick! Robert Mandan urging us to wear seat belts! Joseph Campanella for LSU! Bruno Sammartino flipping out! Burt Reynolds on The Tonight Show! All this and so much more...and keep checking this page for more posts, news, and fun stuff as we get ready for another season of the podcast.
Friday, September 21, 2018
Outstanding Performance as Oneself
Outstanding Facial Hair
Outstanding Hair (Male)
Outstanding Hair (Female)
Best Poor Man's Harrison Ford
Outstanding Ensemble (voted by our listeners)
Outstanding Theme Song (with lyrics)
Outstanding Theme Song (instrumental)
The GENIUS Award
Thursday, September 20, 2018
Live on data tapes from Theta Station, it's the Season Four BATTYs...in...space! Join the stars in the stars as they vie for the most prestigious awards this side of Neptune! Ooh and even ahh at the latest high-fashion jumpsuits! Thrill at the competition of space push ball! Learn lessons about camping in space with Barry White! Most of all, root for your favorite stars in your favorite categories like best performance by a non-human, best episode, and of course best facial hair!
Wednesday, September 19, 2018
Tuesday, September 18, 2018
The biggest surprise is NBC, which added The Equalizer, The Incredible Hulk, and The Six Million Dollar Man to its assortment of free shows on its app (conveniently available on Roku). I find the NBC app erratic and the commercial load oppressive, but it's free!
Amazon Prime Video quietly added the first two seasons of Growing Pains last week, adding to its growing roster of Warner Brothers TV shows from the BOTNS era. Could Night Court be on the way eventually?
Hulu has been busy adding reality shows from the likes of Discovery and TLC, but it also has the early seasons of Unsolved Mysteries, which is suddenly available all over the place.
The Roku Channel added Ray Bradbury Theater, an anthology which ran 1985-1986 on HBO and 1989-1992 on USA.
Pluto TV has added early episodes of Charlie's Angels and Crime Story to its on demand library.
TubiTV now has 3rd Rock from the Sun available for free streaming.
CBS All Access added 18 episodes of Murphy Brown from throughout its original run as a primer for the reboot.
Conspicuously absent from this post is Netflix, which is pretty much out of this game. That's a shame, but maybe new services will pick up the slack. For example, the new DC Universe launched last week with Wonder Woman, the 1988 syndicated Superboy series, and Super Friends. NBC's steady buildup of its assortment of catalogue programming could also bode well for the future.
Friday, September 14, 2018
Laugh-In season 6 (out now): This rounds out the series of individual season releases that followed the massive complete set. It doesn't sound like a BOTNS show at first glance--I think of it as a Swingin' Sixties deal--but this season was 1973, so I am declaring it eligible for the podcast!
And a certain BOTNS fave makes an appearance this season:
Magnum P.I. Complete Series (September 18): Same number of discs, same transfers (I assume)...yet more expensive than the 2013 version. In other words, this is not one of those Mill Creek budget repackaging releasings. I am not sure what the rationale for this is. Maybe it's one more attempt to extract some bucks before a Blu-Ray release.
Police Story Season 3 (September 25): It looks like this will be filled with cut-down syndication versions, but it's nice to see Shout! is continuing the series, albeit at a...methodical...pace. In this season: Kurt Russell, Sly Stallone, and some REAL TV stars like Danny Bonaduce and Cindy Williams.
The Night Stalker and The Night Strangler (October 2): Kino Lorber is releasing the two original Kolchak TV movies in fancy Blu-Ray packages, remastered and with extras. Could this pave the way for a Blu-Ray re-release of the entire series?
Love Boat: Season 4 (October 2): FINALLY the series continues! YASSSSS!
Unfortunately, it's in two split-season releases.
New Adventures of Gumby: The 1980s Volume 1 (October 2): These are pretty good under-the-radar releases, and it looks like the whole Gumby run will be out eventually. This Eighties version of the character is not to be confused with this Eighties version of the character:
Hopefully more releases will be announced as we get closer to the holiday shopping season.
Thursday, September 13, 2018
Tuesday, September 11, 2018
Charge! is now showing Chips. Get your daily dose of Robert Pine on this action-oriented diginet.
Antenna TV announces that ARCHIE'S BACK! on its website, with Archie Bunker's Place airing weeknights at 7:30. Did Archie ever go away?
(Update: It's been on since July along with What's Happening Now!!. Other not-so-frequently aired reruns on here include Gimme a Break, The Hogan Family, Lotsa Luck, and The Hogan Family.
MeTV is adding Buck Rogers and In the Heat of the Night. Buck's return is welcome, but, man, it seems like In the Heat of the Night is overplayed by every channel that gets its hands on it.
Get TV is adding Married with Children to its weeknight lineup September 17. In addition to a lot of rare variety shows, Get is airing Good Times and The Equalizer, which we talked aobut on the pod recently, plus Designign Women, Tour of Duty, and The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams.
New diginet Start TV, which focuses on procedurals and dramas aimed at women, has launched with BOTNS-ers shows like Dr. Quinn and Early Edition.
I wasn't aware of this, but Decades is now running Mary Tyler Moore, Newhart, and The Bob Newhart Show each weekday. Unfortunately, Start is replacing Decades in many areas, so check your local listings. Let's hope that the full Bob Newhart and Newhart come to Hulu as was announced months and months ago.
TV Land has...well, it apparently still has The Golden Girls and M*A*S*H. Moving right along!
Nick at Nite has.........Moving right along!
Things are pretty slow for BOTNS-era programming, which is why we should appreciate our DVDs and also why next week we will take a look at recent and upcoming releases.
Thursday, September 6, 2018
After recent announcements of possible ALF and Facts of Life reboots, we asked members of our Facebook group what reboots, remakes, or returns of seventies or eighties shows they'd like to see. We break those down and offer a few suggestions of our own, plus a tale of Ray Liotta.