Happy National Screenwriters Day!

One of the oldest jokes in Hollywood goes something like this: Did you hear about the dumb actress who wanted to get a Batty? She was so stupid she slept with the screenwriter.

It was something like that. Anyway, it's National Screenwriters Day, so let's celebrate Genius Award winner Jeffrey Scott, who tossed out more ideas in any one given episode than most of us have in a year.