Remember, this is based on who would win on a neutral field in Rouleau, Saskatchewan.
1) William Shatner: It's simple: He's gonna be number one or close to it for pretty much any conceivable list like this.
2) Leslie Nielsen: Imagine the off-camera hilarity as the noted prankster tried to blame certain odd sounds and smells on his co-star. And Nielsen would do the same to London, too!
3) Michael J. Fox: "That dog..." [Swigs some orange juice from the bottle] "That dog is special."
4) Kim Cattrall: London and "Lassie" together at last!
5) Eugene Levy: I'm sitting here picturing Levy and the Hobo in the same shot, and for some reason, I am already laughing.
6) Paul Shaffer: "That dog is one kooky cat, I tell ya!"
7) Rowdy Roddy Piper: Piper would have been willing to play the heel and lose out to the Hobo--just as long as he didn't have to take a pinfall, that is. Imagine how much he would have elevated the energy level on the show!
8) Dan Aykroyd: I could see him matching wits with the Hobo as a fast-talking con artist, a fast-talking shady salesman, a fast-talking--Well, you get the idea. Hobo doesn't need dialogue to command the screen, so the two would be a good pair.
9) Bonar Bain: One of our absolute favorite Conrads is of course Mr. Bain, but what a coup it would have been to get his twin brother, also a BOTNS star!
10) Anne Murray: No explanation needed...nor available. Just think of the seismic clamor this would have caused in, say, 1979.
Also receiving votes: Catherine O'Hara, John Candy, Bruce Greenwood, Rick Moranis, Martin Short
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