Saturday, April 11, 2020

If it worked for electronics, it'll work for clam broth

I don't eat clam broth, and in fact I didn't even know what it was until I stumbled on this ad:

Naming a restaurant 'Clam Broth House" is a little restrictive, isn't it? Despite the efforts of this charming fellow to tell us about the other delights one finds at the eatery, all I can think of is...clam broth. I mean, this guy is fighting off lobsters, and I still can't help but think about clam broth. Are the lobsters boiled in clam broth?

How do you even eat clam broth? Like soup? Or do you just dip your whole head in a giant bowl and slurp it up? Oh, come on, don't tell me you can't see this guy doing that.

According to the video uploader, this is Big Bernie.  To me he resembles a deranged Stuart Pankin. It's as if someone thought, "We need a Crazy Eddie approach to hyping our restaurant. If it worked for electronics, it'll work for clam broth."

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